How to tell if you've been on the road too long...


You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

You can remember every episode of "Movin’ On," but can’t remember your anniversary.

You think "Country and Western" covers both types of music.

Your favorite cologne smells like exhaust.

You call the wrong number and talk to the person for an hour anyway.

You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can’t remember how old your children are.

You know enough to get your driving done early on Sundays before the Sunday drivers come out.

You read "Truck Trader" with a highlighter pen.


--Billy Bigrigger