Have you heard about the trucker who calls his rig "Baby"?
It goes everywhere with a rattle.

How many truckers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they’d rather sit in the dark and whine.

Ya know about 18 wheelers don’t ya?
They’re just 4 wheelers with 14 training wheels.

How do you make a million dollars in trucking?
Start with two million.

Why do some Roadway trucks only have one seat?
So the driver knows which side to get in on.

Did you hear about the trucker with the hundred-thousand-dollar rig?
He bought a twenty-thousand-dollar rig four years ago.

Did you hear Peterbilt, Kenworth and Freightliner are going to make a truck together?
They’re going to call it a Truck Worth Shakin’.