At a job interview, a potential trucker was asked, "Do you have enough determination to drive a truck from coast to coast?"

"Oh, yeah," the trucker replied. "I’m full of drive."

"But you’re requesting a high salary for someone with no experience in this field," said the interviewer.

"Yes, but the job’s so much harder when you don’t know anything about it."

"Your resume says you’ve worked about 45 years, but you say you’re only 38 years old! How do you explain that?"

"Overtime."

"Do you have any references?"

"Sure, I’ve got hundreds of references."

"And how long have you been a truck driver?"

"About three months."

"Do you know what the motto of our company is?"

"Yes, sir, it’s ‘Push!’"

"What gave you that idea?"

"I saw it printed on the front door when I came in."

"Okay, I’ll pay you 50 cents a mile now and raise it to a dollar a mile in three months. When can you start?"

"In three months."