A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights."

Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy’s in the wrong store! He says he wants 3 flat tires and 2 headlights."

The cook laughs and says, "He must be an old-timer. He wants 3 pancakes and 2 eggs sunny-side up."

The waiter nods, then takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.

The driver looks at it and growls, "What’s this? I didn’t order this!"

The young man tells him, "I just figured while you’re waiting for parts, you might as well gas up.