Billy Bigrigger's Signs You've Been on the Road Too Long

You’ve made a meal out of Tastycakes, Herrs BBQ Potato Chips and Vernor’s Ginger Ale.

You pay more each month to wash your rig than some people pay in rent.

You drive 65 mph through 10 feet of snow in a raging blizzard without flinching.

You see a sign that says "Lane Ends 500 feet" and you manage to drive in that lane another half a mile.