Seems this newbie driver miscalculated the height of his trailer, and ended up stuck under a bridge. A trooper happened by, stopped his squad car, and asked, "Did you get your rig stuck?"
"Nope," replied the trucker, straight-faced. "I'm delivering this bridge."

A trucker named Abraham Kieper...

A trucker named "Birmingham" Kieper
Peacefully met the Grim Reaper
Slumbering, dreaming
Not shrieking and screaming
Like his partner back in the sleeper

--Billy Bigrigger